you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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