i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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