girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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