sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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