That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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