Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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