THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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