Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
