I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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