It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
