just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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