? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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