I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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