look no pants
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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