Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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