I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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