I feel like I'm in dance class right now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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