North Korea, Best Korea!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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