i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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