We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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