so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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