I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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