You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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