I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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