You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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