He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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