Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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