he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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