You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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