I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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