i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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