It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this just has baby written all over it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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