therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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