Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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