Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
