In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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