I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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