Dual....:-)
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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