I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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