Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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