Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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