so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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