I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just want to make out with him forever
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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