do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
two words...techno handjob
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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