Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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