p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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