You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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