dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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