I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
