So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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