He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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