imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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