lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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