he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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