I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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