I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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