Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
