I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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