it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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