you mean i was at the winter classic?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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