Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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