i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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