Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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