from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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