If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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